Yes, I could continue 30 days of truth...BUT WHY????

When there is all this brand new prettiness all over my blog!!!

Are you dying??

Five years, this blog has looked EXACTLY the same. Then I hired me some TwoScoopz goddess, also known as my beloved friend "J" and THIS was the result? Hello? Pinkness? Prettiness? Lipstick? Shoes? Purses?

Does this bitch know me or does she KNOW me? *shaking my head*

I turned over the reigns to her. The only thing I asked to keep was the banner of my Princess marching down 5th avenue in NYC and of course, the little Princess herself. Other than that, she had carte blanche.

And she totally nailed what I wanted. Totally.

If you need a new face on your old space, I HIGHLY recommend my girl, J. She is so hugely talented. And, even if you don't need sprucing up, head over there anyway to see her amazing photography. She doesn't know this, but I have stolen SO many of her photos to use as my desktop background. Ooops. Did I just say that out loud? Don't STEAL her shit, ai'ight? I will brown bag your ass in a parking lot if you head over there and steal her shit. Grounds for a shank to the solar plexus, you got it? Just lay down a nice comment...and maybe she will share a pic with you. But you ain't me, bitch, so don't just go taking shit that ain't yours.

*sighs*

Man, I can't even be MEAN here any more. It's just too. fucking. pretty.

Thank you, J. Not just for taking my "house" and turning it into a "home", but for being a guest in my house for so long. From sitting on the porch, to walking through the front door, to hanging on the couch, to snuggling in the bedroom...the very heart and soul of where I live and breathe. You have always been there for me, through good times and bad. We've shared a LOT of laughter and tears over the past few years. I couldn't even dream of putting my beloved memories in anyone elses hands. Thank you for treating them as though they were your own.

I love, love, love you to the stars and beyond.