So, I thought about how GREAT it would be if all of you came over my house right now! I could really use the company. My husband isn't home right now and I am stuck here with Judge Millian (People's Court) and while she is a fiery hot latina, she ain't no Pissy, you know what I mean?
Anyway, dive down into the comments. Let me know what PJ's you are wearing, what movie you are bringing over, what snack you have in your backpack and anything else you wanna tell me! I want naked pillow fights! I want wet lemur contests. I want to see leg shaving and toe polishing going on...and that's just the guys! I want to play pin the tail on the lesbian. I want DNA flying all over my living room, dammit!
Hey, I think I am going to have a PJ contest too! Post a pic of yourself in your cutest PJ's and I will mail you a prize! Of course, it may just be the ace bandage from my surgery, or perhaps it will be Buzz Lightyears older brother "Woody". Who knows? Oh, and by the way, cutest PJ's is NOT a license to start pulling Half Naked Tuesday Porn Pics on my Blog. 
The first person to put Mr. Fab, Billy or Mike in footy pajamas automatically gets a prize too. So, my comment box is now my living room! Feel free to blog on my blog! Mi casa es su casa. Just make sure that you are not in the witness protection program if you are trying to win one of my certifiably wonderful prizes! I have a propensity for disclosing top secret information during orgasms.
Who's bringing the chips? Who's bringing the dip? Who's bringing the narcotics? Who's bringing the liquor? Oh, and most importantly, who's bringing the duct tape?
68 comments:
Can we attach pictures in the comments? If so, I'll send you a picture that you will never forget!
Yes yes! Attach pics in the comments! Of course! Just do them as a LINK as opposed to trying to put the pic into the comment, which I don't think will work. Lawd! This is going to be WAY too much fun!!!!
CP.
Hmmmmm....I'll have to wait until Sweet Man gets home to take some pictures!
How do you do a link in comments?
You know I'm LD about this stuff! :(
oh, cp? Have you SEEN Pud's HNT pics?
She is seriously gorgeous.....be prepared!
Wow. That was quite the post. DNA flying all over the place? Now that's a party! I can't say I've ever played pin the tail on the lesbian but we could certainly try. Who wants to be said lesbian?
Lesson on linkage:
You type the following:
a href=http://www.yourpictureurlgoeshere.com/
Enclose THAT in brackets *little triangle thingies) "<" and ">"
Then, write in the name of your picture after the second triangle thingy...so now you have this:
{a href=http://www.yourpictureurlgoeshere.com/}My Pajama Pic
Then, after you type the title of your pic, you CLOSE the tags by typing this: {/a}
You just change those parentheses to the triangle greater than/less than signs. So you will be left with a finished product of this:
{a href=http://www.yourpictureurlgoeshere.com/}My Pajama Pic{/a}
Except your brackets are the triangle thingies instead. Are you even remotely understanding what I am saying? Because I am quasi retarded and don't explain things real well.'
Yes, I've seen Pud. She's hot, sure. But, I don't want to see risque pics! i want PAJAMA piccies! I want strategically placed stuffed animals and slippers! I want hair rollers and mud packs on the face! Anyone can post a half naked pic (sure, not everyone looks like Pud, but fuck her...the little bitch. *LOL* It's my party! If she comes lookin' all hot, I'll throw her ass out! *LOL*)
Pud! I LOVE YA!!! BUT DONT SHOW ME UP AT MY OWN PARTY, ya wench! Let a fat chick have a chance, ya know???
T - You wanna pretend to be the lesbian? We can play pin the dildo on the heterosexual if you feel more comfortable with that.
CP.
Do boxers count as pj's...I really don't want to buy a pair of pj's.
yeah...i'm a cheap bastard.
I got the duct tape and a bottle of tequila. And, like Mike, all I have is boxers. I spent all my money on duct tape and booze.
CP - I don't know if I can send you a picture of my cutest pajamas. I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate pictures of me in my supercute/supersexy nurse's outfit floating around the internet. ;-)
I do have some rather cute pajamas I got from Victoria's Secret for when I had to have my wisdom teeth pulled. The key was finding something with a neckhole large enough to not send shooting pains through my jaw when I put the top on.
Speaking of shooting pains, I have about 4 bottles of Vicodin and 1 bottle of muscle relaxants (mostly for jaw pain - make your own inferences if you will) that I might be willing to share if given enough incentive. :-)
P.S. I am so glad to hear your surgery went well!
4 bottles of Vicodin and 1 bottle of muscle relaxants....NOW the party is getting interesting! WOOT!
Mike - boxers are welcome. Extraneous body hair is not. We will wax you if we see appropriate. have you ever had a brazilian? Hot. Very hot.
Nobody - You can wear boxers too. Again, you will be subjected to waxing. You better hope no one has a passion for smooth ballage.
gin! Oooh! Bring them to the party and throw them into the Chex Mix! That should get the party started in no time flat! Sweet!
Mrs. - Where are your pajamas, huh? I am expecting a hot photo of you and the Mr. in matching diapers with strategically placed binkies and diapers!
Fun fun fun!
CP!
I sleep nude.
Like that would surprise you.
Pajama party! This sounds like an excellent idea not to mention convenient as my chipmunk brain told me this morning that it would be a real time saver if I just came in to work today in my pajamas as it would comliment my au naturel hairdo and moose slippers.
In keeping with the chipmunk thing I seem to have packed an assortment of nuts and shiny objects such as a chrome martini shaker a feathered boa with silvered glitter strands and what appears to be oreos wrapped in foil.
Sadly I don't have any pictures, which is a shame because I'm looking right damn sexy this morning. Hell's yeah!
Fine! Since CP has a bias toward skinny white WASP girls, I won't send you any pictures of me.
So here are pajama pictures of Other People and some more other people.
Just remember CP, skinny girls need love too!
Jerry - I want to see a pic of you on a bear skin rug, mackin' out by my fireplace, eating popcorn and coloring pictures in a Barbie coloring book. Make it happen.
Wild Blue brings the feather boa! Sweet! Gotta love it. Feather boa's and oreos. I think I may be in love.
Pud, alright girl. I admit, you need love. But, if you show up in any of your HNT pics...then how's a fat girl supposed to get props at her own party? Whatever. Fuck it. Post away. You're hot. I admit that. Maybe the party will get out of control and I will tattoo a picture of me on your ass. Post away, dollbaby. I ain't hatin you for being beautiful. *mwah!*
CP.
OK, fine, I'll be the lesbian.
Yay T is the lesbian! What do we get to pin on ya?
Oh, and I want a prize! So here's Mike in a footy!
Dang. I gotta get home and pack up my stuff for the pajama party! I have boatloads of wine. :D
I'd post a photo of myself in PJs but T already has it posted on her site. (Right-click on the link and select "open in new window" so it doesn't load in this tiny little thing. Blogger won't allow me to put a TARGET into the tag. Bastards.)
What time of day will this event be starting? If I'm going to plan a menu I want to make sure it's appropriate to the hour(s) of the event...
Party starts NOW, Cadbury! Get your act together! We are running this shebang through til tomorrow night!
KG - Bring the wine...and I want to give you a pretty pedicure to go with your new hair color!
GDG - Could you be anymore hot? I mean, seriously, did anyone ever tell you you look JUST like Angelina Jolie??? *BOING* My clit just got erect! Oh, and GDG gets a prize too for making Mike show up in FOOTY Pj's!!!!
T - I want to pin rose petals on you. Pin the rose petal on the lesbian. Nah, that's too tame. How about, the hissing mandarin cockaroach? Now THAT would be hot! Then we could do a fear factor thing, and have everyone eat them offa you! Sweet! This party is the JONX!
CP.
Hissing cockroaches? Ugh no fear factor crap please. How about pin the dildo on the lesbian? You wanted DNA flying around the room, didn't you?
Oh and yes, I've been called in to stunt double for Ms. Jolie on occasion. Like in the movie Hackers. Totally me doing all that typing.
YAY!!! I get the middle! Of whatever!!!
Scoot over, bitches!!!
if the weather is warm in your neck of the woods, CP, we should probably start with something like Sangria (white and red)
we'll hold off on the margaritas until later...
a light lunchy appetizer would be something like gazpacho, with an assortment of fresh breads: whole grain, multi-grain, baguettes, sour dough, ciabatta
an additional assortment of cheeses: nothing too wild, things like cheddar (mild, medium, old), mozzarella, colby, jalepeno jack, edam, monterey jack, gruyere, provolone, havarti, and an assortment of cream cheeses
various crackers and hard/toasted breads
fruit - pineapple, grapes, melons, oranges, apples
and then we start to get serious on the food
The BF always thinks I'm a dork because I wear my crappiest, holiest t-shirts and torn sweats or shorts to sleep in. He thinks I should sleep in the raw and, for the most part, I do. I always have to be ready for him should "Pablo" show UP. Bad for me, he's on BP meds and I'm lucky to get it twice a week (on the weekends when I stay with him). Usually it's only Friday night or Saturday morning. What's a horny bitch to do???
If I'm coming to CP's slumberparty I'm bringing Pop Tarts, ice cream bars, popcorn, and pudding! Pudding is awesome when you get hungry for other things while "eating out" or "in" as the case may be. Whipped cream is a good ol' standby too. I also like cherry pie filling. Anyone up for that?
Cadbury: Yummmmmm! I'm on the list for that menu!
OY VEY!
WE INTERRUPT THIS PARTY TO REPORT THAT TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES HAVE HAD THEIR SPAWN. HER NAME IS SURI, HEBREW FOR PRINCESS. YOU MAY NOW ALL CALL ME THAT AS WELL. CERTIFIABLE SURI. ANYWAY, SHE'S SEVEN POUNDS AND SEVEN OUNCES AS IF YOU GIVE A FLYING FUCK.
Everyone? Drink a shot to celebrate Suri's arrival into the psycho world of Scientology!
Hear hear!
Suri P.
hmmm... I'll bring the leftover candy from the kids baskets (Snicker eggs, milkyway bunnies)... and silly string...and margaritas
*blinks twice*
*goes back to pinning dildos to T*
My p.j. bottoms are flannel and believe it or not, they say, "Eat at Joe's" all over them. They are by far my favorite jammies.
I will BRING three lemurs (the good looking ones) plenty of grape soda and Pez, and an inbred white trash family of five that is living in my garden shed.
I will REQUIRE a cowboy hat, two sets of nipple clamps, and a body bag (don't ask).
Look for me. I'll be driving an ice cream truck.
Hey everyone. Sorry I'm late. My PJs were in the laundry. The mini-van's outside with the tailgate up. Help yourself...just leave enough for me to sell in the Wal-Mart parking lot on Thursday.
I just saw some blurb about that story coming up on the news. I wonder if she had a silent birth? Ain't nuthin' silent about birthin' babies! Scientology, created by a man. Stupid mother fucker.
I brought the crayons... where's Jerry?
Jammies shmammies... I'm bringing the edible body paint and the feathers...
handcuffs?
whips?
scarves?
I'll just bring a few of everything how's that?
Suri,
I'll be there... nude. I've tied my naughty nightie around a bottle of champagne and will bring the coasters. Please make sure everyone else's clutter stays to a minimum. You know how I am.
Abby.
Oooh! *looks out at the pool* Fabulous has Fantastagirl hogtied to the oak tree! He's got her in nipple clamps and chocolate sauce! Dayyyyyyyum.
GDG - Bring some of them thar dilders over here! We can pin em on Fantastagirl!
Dirty Bunny - Do you eat at joes? do you have a pair of pj's that say eat in at bunny's? *L* if not, you should. silly wabbit.
Cadbury - I think we have to knock Laurie unconscious and lay out your meal spread on her nude body. Then, we should have a pie eating contest. Let's cover her in honey and let a shitload of bees go too, just for shits and giggles!
CP.
NAKED PILLOWFIGHT!!!!!
I am so there. And I'm bringing my wet lemur, too.
Sorry, I was furniture shopping. I sleep naked, but I'll wear my shamrock pajama bottoms and "Irish girls do it better in the dark" t-shirt. 'Cause I'm feelin' lucky.
I'll bring...ummmm...myself, some Mardi Gras beads, my handcuffs, and some other jonx.
Well I certainly hope the prize gdg gets is one she'll share with me. But then...knowing you..perhaps not.
*snickers*
Tell Joe to quit swinging his wet lemur around. It's a pillow fight for heavens sake.
Here CP, you can be in charge of my sack of dildos. Put 'em to good use!
And Mike, I'll split whatever it is with ya. Even if it's a dildo! Hee!
Oy, no circumsizing the dildos! I have to return them in the morning!
Wet lemurs are hot. A new twist on the old 90's wet pussy. Why have a wet pussy, when you can have a slippery lemur?
I think Topaz Barbie just volunteered to be body painted.
And Lily is going to do a strip tease on the veranda (dO i hAve a VerAnda?) how will I know? Well whatever she is doing, I can tell you it involved monkeys and cheese. And ASS ART!!! LOTS OF ASS ART!!!
So? Who's got the coolest pj's so far??? Who who who???
*thwaps Mike in the head with a feather pillow*
Ha. Now you have Down's syndrome. Moo ha ha. Down? er, feathers? Down feathers? goose. geese.
Okay. I will give myself a time out. I know. I know. Special place in hell for me.
CP.
Blue plaid pajama pants and a white t-shirt is what I'll be sporting! I think I'll bring "Home Movies" so we can laugh. Snacks will be mini corndogs. I'll also bring twister!
did somebody say...NAKED TWISTER!!!!
This party is the JONX!!!
CP.
Check out Fyrchk Now THATS a HOT MAMA!
CP.
Do you really have to figure out who's bringing the liquor? COME ON NOW! I'll be right over. Can you make room for Deb?
Wow CP, that Fyrchk has nipples that are like... blooming!
Deb - I didn't think you would want to part with your alcohol, so I set up a special spot for you at the party...ready???
Just park your sleeping bag here.
Naked twister...ha ha
Only on the condition that no one steals me care bear pj's lol
noojes
I am so booking a flight right now!
I'm new to this party...but I'll bring some really good red wine (I take requests), a huge batch of blond brownies (I've got nothing against brunette ones, I just have the ingredients for the blond ones), and my best flannel pajamas 'cause comfy is everything. For the moment.
That is not me, it's my evil twin sister. And she obviously forgot to wipe. Ewwwwwwwww.
Sorry I'm late, I had to work. I don't wear nuthin' to bed, so close your eyes. I'm bringing two bottles of Jameson whiskey, a deck of cards and poker chips and some pain pills I never threw out after my wisdom teeth were pulled four years ago.
I really don't recommend those.
Wow...I think CP is throwing one hell of a party!!
monkeys... cheese... ass art... that's my life!
I posted a pic of me in my jammies for you...
Holy cripes, CP! I can't bring Buddha to a shindig such as this. I will, however, get a babysitter, and toddle MY ass over.
I don't need any accoutrements...just me and a smile. That ok?
I feel so used. Everyone pinning dildos and rosepetals on me. My ass hurts.
mmmhh...maybe I've got the wrong place.
damn I'm late to the party but I see you all scopin out my camo pajama pants and New Kids On The Block oversized shirt. That's right. I was actually at a concert. I feel your jealousy. But get over it, I bought "funny" brownies. The party is about to get started.
Just thought I'd share...
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape
But T you volunteeeeeered! Oh all right. I'LL be the lesbian then.
For Noojes
I thinks someone stripped yours off in your sleep. Sorry. The old ones are on a half baked lemur right now. Hope the new ones will do.
CP.
*grabs GDG's bag of dildos and starts pinning them on her.
Where'd that duct tape go?
I think it's all over the duck. Check the ceiling. And feed him please.
I'm bringing a box of Colon-Blow, some Shasta creme soda and a wolverine pelt.
The movie I'm contributing is Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (first, because it brings to mind all the incredible trip weed in my past, and second, to watch the cine-magic trick photography that made me believe George Carlin could really play the guitar)
And I'm bringing cheese. And Chutes and Ladders. And Bugles. And some KY warm. And a fresh salmon.
PS - Sorry I'm late.
Um, Dave? What the HELL is colon blow? Is that like, cocaine you snort through your ass or something?
Where the hell is Blogarita? I need her to help me fix my 8 track player so we can sing old Barry Manilow tunes.
CP.
GDG - I found you a friend!
She wants to play pin the riding crop on the lesbian with you.
Oooooooh... that mask is kinda hot!
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